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silvia_ng

原帖由 Bluestar 於 10-4-22 18:23 發表
Aunty Sil,

You really have to quit your 100% alcohol drinks woh !  Really worried about you and your liver !!

哦...我都係冇咩幾何飲, 如果同朋友飲都係輕嘗。"劈"果d, 我唔啱架!

angelprincess

今日又11點幾先放工?

原帖由 silvia_ng 於 10-4-23 00:18 發表


哦...我都係冇咩幾何飲, 如果同朋友飲都係輕嘗。"劈"果d, 我唔啱架!

silvia_ng

原帖由 angelprincess 於 10-4-22 18:13 發表
Wa~ 可以同啲書記, 縣長飲酒, 勁!!  遲啲你會同溫爺爺飲架啦~  唔升你升邊個.

係上年比較多呢d人落黎hk, 因老闆係江蘇果間廠, 當地機場開通左國際航班, 所以果排好多呢d人落黎。今年少左好多飲酒既需要, 只會有supplier黎先飲 。
我地呢d死都唔升架啦...唔洗見溫爺爺, 比我返屋企見仔女就得啦....有得比老闆選出去, 只因同事們d普通話太普通, 所以搵左我呢個"蘇浙"畢業既出動, that's it! 我冇咩特異功能! XD

silvia_ng

原帖由 angelprincess 於 10-4-23 00:23 發表
今日又11點幾先放工?

哈哈, 你好叻呀~!咁都比你估到, 而家剛返到屋企, 因有個EMAIL要PRINT返出黎先開電腦, 開得電腦又自然會上下BK....中左毒....哈哈!

angelprincess

原帖由 silvia_ng 於 10-4-23 00:24 發表


哈哈, 你好叻呀~!咁都比你估到, 而家剛返到屋企, 因有個EMAIL要PRINT返出黎先開電腦, 開得電腦又自然會上下BK....中左毒....哈哈!

大家咁話啦~  呀女佢地去咗camp, 我就可以多啲時間, 不過聽日返嚟, 又回復原狀啦~

angelprincess

你有, 你有特異功能, 就係飲極都唔醉, 有名你叫, '千杯不醉', '醉仙女俠'.

原帖由 silvia_ng 於 10-4-23 00:23 發表


係上年比較多呢d人落黎hk, 因老闆係江蘇果間廠, 當地機場開通左國際航班, 所以果排好多呢d人落黎。今年少左好多飲酒既需要, 只會有supplier黎先飲 。
我地呢d死都唔升架啦...唔洗見溫爺爺, 比我返屋企見仔女就得啦 ...

silvia_ng

原帖由 angelprincess 於 10-4-23 00:30 發表


大家咁話啦~  呀女佢地去咗camp, 我就可以多啲時間, 不過聽日返嚟, 又回復原狀啦~

今日返黎, 應該大把衫褲等呀媽洗

silvia_ng

原帖由 angelprincess 於 10-4-23 00:32 發表
你有, 你有特異功能, 就係飲極都唔醉, 有名你叫, '千杯不醉', '醉仙女俠'.

醉架....會醉架.....

flostangraphy

早晨呀, 大俠!!

原帖由 silvia_ng 於 23/4/2010 09:22 發表


醉架....會醉架.....

principal

silvia_ng,

我也聽過這個笑話.  但前半部的版本跟您的有點不一樣.

“話說有一位農夫, 每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多, 聽朋友說新出了一種神奇種子, 收成可於短期內增加幾倍, 於是買了一些來試種. 
播種後, 農夫天天去看, 為甚麼幾天過了也沒有收成?
他非常焦急, 後來發現神奇種子是假的!

農夫非常的不開心, 打算一死了之.
就在附近的小商店買了幾瓶毒藥, 回到家馬上先喝完一瓶.
幾小時後, 他沒有死.
他懷疑毒性不夠強, 於是再喝完另一瓶, 一瓶.又一瓶, 他還是活著.
他想來想去, 估計毒藥也是假的!

既然老天要他活著, 他便找了幾個好朋友高高興興的買了幾瓶進口洋酒去夜總會慶祝一番.
可是, 一瓶洋酒還沒有喝完, 農夫已經倒在地上, 一命嗚呼!

原來進口洋酒也是假的!  成分用上了工業用的甲醇乙醇丙醇丁醇混和一起!”

黑色笑話一則, 笑中有淚!  

原帖由 silvia_ng 於 10-4-23 00:13 發表



笑話一則︰
話說有一個農民買左老鼠藥, 點知佢老婆唔小心放左落d午餐度, 咁大家都唸住死緊啦。點不知, 因為d老鼠藥係假既, 所以一家人都平安無事, 只係嚇一嚇。
為左定驚同埋慶祝下大命不死, 一家人買左d酒返屋企唸 ...

[ 本帖最後由 principal 於 10-4-23 12:38 編輯 ]

flostangraphy

好明顯, 這個農夫也是假的!
每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多,但還有多餘錢買神奇種子,買一瓶.又一瓶毒藥, 還買了幾瓶進口洋酒, 更去夜總會慶祝... 國內有這樣的農夫嗎?!?!!
"真的假不了,假的真不了!"

原帖由 principal 於 23/4/2010 12:26 發表
silvia_ng,

我也聽過這個笑話.  但前半部的版本跟您的有點不一樣.

“話說有一位農夫, 每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多, 聽朋友說新出了一種神奇種子, 收成可於短期內增加幾倍, 於是買了一些來試種. 
播種後, 農夫天 ...

yypapa

真的部份係 ----" 每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多 "

我可以確認這是真的, 因為此正是我的寫照 ！！

原帖由 principal 於 10-4-23 12:26 發表
silvia_ng,

我也聽過這個笑話.  但前半部的版本跟您的有點不一樣.

“話說有一位農夫, 每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多, 聽朋友說新出了一種神奇種子, 收成可於短期內增加幾倍, 於是買了一些來試種.
播種後, 農夫天 ...

principal

flostangraphy,

每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多, 但還有多餘錢買神奇種子,

- Believe it or not, the cost of one pack of "Wonder Seed" is as cheap as RMB5.-    
That farmer should be able to afford it.    

買一瓶.又一瓶毒藥, 

- Again, the cost is as cheap as RMB5.- per bottle.  
That farmer should be able to afford it.     

還買了幾瓶進口洋酒, 更去夜總會慶祝... 

- That’s why the farmer had invited several of his good friends to go together and expected his good friends to pay for the bill.  

國內有這樣的農夫嗎?!?!!  

- Unfortunately, yes.   
There are still hundreds of millions of farmers like that.  

"真的假不了,假的真不了!"

- No comment on this statement as it does not really mean anything!!  

原帖由 flostangraphy 於 10-4-23 13:20 發表

好明顯, 這個農夫也是假的!
每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多,但還有多餘錢買神奇種子,買一瓶.又一瓶毒藥, 還買了幾瓶進口洋酒, 更去夜總會慶祝... 國內有這樣的農夫嗎?!?!!
"真的假不了,假的真不了!" :m ...

[ 本帖最後由 principal 於 10-4-23 15:21 編輯 ]

principal

yypapa,

Thanks for your support.  

I think this applies to most of the employees in HK right now.  

Hope all of us can earn much more than HK$20.- per hour!!  

原帖由 yypapa 於 10-4-23 13:33 發表

真的部份係 ----" 每一天辛勞工作, 但收成不多 "

我可以確認這是真的, 因為此正是我的寫照 ！！

yypapa

In this case, I should complain no more because I make much more than $20/hour.  By this definition, I am such a weathy man  !!!
  

原帖由 principal 於 10-4-23 15:18 發表
yypapa,

Thanks for your support.  

I think this applies to most of the employees in HK right now.  

Hope all of us can earn much more than HK$20.- per hour!!   ...

principal

yypapa,

Although I am not wealthy at all, just checked my last hourly rate (i.e. between 4:00 – 5:00 p.m.) and it was HK$20.10 because I did not focus enough.
 

As this rate is still higher than the bottom line and I will try my best to live in a more frugal manner, I reckon that I should not complain as well.  

原帖由 yypapa 於 10-4-23 16:58 發表

In this case, I should complain no more because I make much more than $20/hour.  By this definition, I am such a weathy man  !!!
  

[ 本帖最後由 principal 於 10-4-23 17:24 編輯 ]

Bluestar

原帖由 principal 於 10-4-23 17:23 發表
yypapa,

Although I am not wealthy at all, just checked my last hourly rate (i.e. between 4:00 – 5:00 p.m.) and it was HK$20.10 because I did not focus enough.


As this rate is still high ...

Your HK$20.10 hourly rate must be your nett disposable income, i.e. salary - mortgages - household expenditures.

For me, that rate is negative !!!!

principal

Bluestar,

Although I am not good at Maths, I can think of at least the following two scenarios.  

A)        Even though you are earning good hourly rate --> good salary, you live in a luxury house located in the prime area.  

B)        Even though you are earning good hourly rate --> good salary, you are a shopaholic and spend too much on buying unnecessary items all the time.    

In case the above two scenarios do not apply to you, please then join 職工盟’s campaign in fighting for the HK$33.- hourly rate.  
Or to get at least HK$24.- HK$28.- hourly rate!!

“United We Stand, Divided We Fall”!!  

By doing so, your red word “negative” will become a blue word “positive” very soon!!  

原帖由 Bluestar 於 10-4-23 18:29 發表



Your HK$20.10 hourly rate must be your nett disposable income, i.e. salary - mortgages - household expenditures.

For me, that rate is negative !!!!

[ 本帖最後由 principal 於 10-4-26 18:22 編輯 ]

ahchoi

Hi Principal,

Still remember I promised to let you know what P5 students learned from the education camp?

According to my girl, she said the camp
was about delivering them the message of "environmental protection". All the activities were surrounding the theme.

I think other than that, they also learned how to be independent and how to co-operate with each other and learned how to survive w/o parents.

She had joined the leadership camp twice and this is the 3rd time she joined camping. She enjoyed it very much. I think her previous experience has helped her a lot this time. She said she prepared all the bed sheets for her roommates. Couldn't imagine it!!!!

原帖由 principal 於 10-4-22 23:35 發表
angelprincess,

This is exactly the main concern in my post yesterday!!

1)        Lack of patience – no patience at all to wait for certain things.
2)        Vulnerability
3)       ...

principal

ahchoi,

Still remember I promised to let you know what P5 students learned from the education camp? 

- Yes, I do.  Thanks a lot.   
You also have very good memory.   
Luckily, I did not owe you any money!! 


According to my girl, she said the camp 
was about delivering them the message of "environmental protection". All the activities were surrounding the theme. 

- Very popular theme!! 

I think other than that, they also learned how to be independent and how to co-operate with each other and learned how to survive w/o parents. 

- Very good training for them!!    

She had joined the leadership camp twice and this is the 3rd time she joined camping. She enjoyed it very much. I think her previous experience has helped her a lot this time. She said she prepared all the bed sheets for her roommates. Couldn't imagine it!!!!

- You should be very glad to hear that.      
The kids need to be more independent, the earlier the better!!  

原帖由 ahchoi 於 10-4-24 18:10 發表

Hi Principal,

Still remember I promised to let you know what P5 students learned from the education camp?

According to my girl, she said the camp
was about delivering them the message of "environm ...

[ 本帖最後由 principal 於 10-4-24 20:05 編輯 ]