SC畢業生家長一起走過癲婆的日子

LaLa

danielboy,
I of course remember K2嗰年咁啱同你地兩個同場 la, miss v 都仲記得.  我今年報咗3個, open solo, non-open solo, and prose reading, but prose 考慮緊縮沙, 因為仲未有時間 practise prose.  另外都報咗 PTH 春天.

0203ma,
D性教育 topic 睇落好似好深入, 但時實上係"圍威畏"講吓就算, 無深入探討, 因為佢都唔係太明白, 我但求日講夜講, 講到唔怕羞 (I mean 我! ), 到有朝一日有需要嚴肅討論時容易d開口.

chingyu

Danielboy, Hermanma, LaLa
A小姐到現在都唔知什麼叫L. L. (I hate this term. It sounds so ugly.)
我無打算咁早告訴她怎樣才生bb.
老實講, 小六時老師都有大約提到sperm & egg.
我諗到好神聖. 以為空中結合. 真的無辦法理解.
所以, Ms. A被人投訴講呢d野, 好frustrated.
其實佢傻下傻下咁, 當笑話講出來笑.
我問她同學有什麼反應, 佢話 “哈哈大笑囉”.
唔通我教得佢太低B.
快d email我 and教教我點講啦.  
但我怕講得多, 佢又知得少少, 有好奇, 仲大鑊.
教育Ms.A前唔該教教我.  

0203Ma,
唔好傷心, 希望在明天.
a小姐居然話識晒unseen. I wonder.
反而有個很easy既字忘記了.
不過, 佢話佢有同學連續兩次100. 有stickers.

LaLa,
Pls check pm.

chingyu

Daneilboy,
Sperm and egg 文章: wait for your email.
有什麼方法令dan少貼貼服服. 快d講我知, 我有需要.
A小姐叫我買spooky Halloween marsh mallow.
我話Eng Dictation 100分便ok喇.
(Impossible, 因她太不小心.)
兼且 if 佢間學校又call我complain便大件事.

LaLa,
我覺得你跟v小姐討論topics是很有需要.
今時今日呢個society change得太快.
有年輕人同我講. 教育婚前 "不要" 性行為已經太out.
應該教她不要被人拍照, 不要搞大個肚.
Oh no…我真的接受唔到呢個level.

0203Ma,
Dictation on Nov 11:  SE17, SE18
body parts and adjectives
努力呀!!

[ 本帖最後由 chingyu 於 08-10-28 18:57 編輯 ]

sumyinmama

chingyu,
我今日啱啱教育左d接近成年既學生唔好有婚前性行為，哈﹗幾鬼out!     不過out都要講，好在佢地d反應都幾好﹗
a小姐個性率真，唔係你教導有問題，係個社會複雜左，所以依家除了教性教育外，仲要做埋社會教育，好煩﹗

heiheima,danielboy,
我地年年都睇個檔兒童劇架﹗

danielboy,
喂﹗你快d介紹下有咩方法﹗

sumyinmama

0203Ma

Dictation  都未派, 佢話佢識, 淨係唔識 purple 喎! 我冇傷心, 只係自己真係太論盡.
空中結合?  Ha Ha Ha! 好好笑!  我至6 年班時就仲問緊我家姐點解個天會知你同姐夫 sleep on 1 bed 就會俾個BB 你呢? 不過我都真係唔識點同小朋友佢地講, 只係remind 佢地唔好俾人 touch D 私人部位O乍!

原帖由 chingyu 於 08-10-28 17:39 發表
Danielboy, Hermanma, LaLa
A小姐到現在都唔知什麼叫L. L. (I hate this term. It sounds so ugly.)
我無打算咁早告訴她怎樣才生bb.
老實講, 小六時老師都有大約提到sperm & egg.
我諗到好神聖. 以為空中結合. 真的 ...

[ 本帖最後由 0203Ma 於 08-10-28 21:15 編輯 ]

hermanma

Danielboy, LaLa

書名 : 奇妙人體系列5  成長與誕生
本書D中文字幾深,要家長陪讀
我在商務見過但都幾耐吓

Danielboy
你有冇買過英文版doraemon比Dan Dan睇?
我在今年的書展買了一set
volume 1 to 10
只賣$80.00, $8.00 each
舊年賣$5.00添
是我今年書展最滿意既戰利品
唔該email比chingyu時send埋比我thanks!

Chingyu,
我有仔instead of 女就好驚佢攪大人個肚
我好記得幾年前有單新聞
個嫲嫲抱左個孫去維園公厠做棄嬰
因為個仔10幾歲攪大人個肚又冇能力養
仲成日悠手好閑冇工做
個嫲嫲自己有病冇銭時仲要養多件細B
人間慘情!
Anyway,Miss A轉了校咩?

[ 本帖最後由 hermanma 於 08-10-29 00:37 編輯 ]

danielboy

可能真係好out , 但out 唔out都好, pre-marital sex一定要教, 但社會複雜咗,不要被人拍照,不要搞大個肚都好重要, 一樣要教,皆因影響深遠嘛. 不過唔好同未成年少女發生性行為都不能忽略呀各位有囝囝嘅媽咪, 坐監就乜都玩完喇! 而家d未成年少女唔同我哋以前, 好開放好主動架.

0203Ma,
DanDan抄手冊夠無厘頭啦, <默改簽>,你話佢攪乜吖? 三字經?仲唔係文盲? <又直又橫又直又橫>我梗明啦, 俾Kristy笑C我

LaLa, chingyu & hermanma,
個scanner啱啱神神地, 攪番掂先send俾你哋,不過事先聲明,並唔係甚麼好特別嘅文章,HeiHeiMa囝囝都睇過,只係暫時解答咗DanDan “Where do I come from?” 嘅問題, 就嚟唔掂架喇.

LaLa,
你太犀利喇, 報4項?!?! 對於我簡直匪夷所思,報一項我都想縮沙, 我淨係K2時報過兩項差d心臟病發後, 就決定以後只可報一項, 我揀non-open都係貪嗰首嘢短咋, 點知得嗰8句都漏兩句, 仲唔係專注力失調?不過Ms. V咁聽話, 可能train佢都係一種樂趣, 定係本身Ms. V好鍾意朗誦?

danielboy

chingyu,
<空中結合>好romantic呀!! 我P.6都未識sperm & egg, 亞媽話結咗婚就會生BB,其他我所有further questions佢只係一句"你大個咗就知架喇"I also hate the term"lin lin"超核突!Miss A純真,樂天,率直,又無機心,local school小朋友比較成熟,Miss A會係蝕底d,除咗要tune個囡,仲要tune自己,昨晚正想call你,件餅就返嚟話有嘢要同我商量,不如揾日再出嚟tea過.

chingyu & sumyinmama,
默書單嘢呢度得hermanma一個知, 講俾佢知時佢猛笑,佢再講俾佢件餅聽,件餅又笑到咔咔聲,但hermanma都無話跟我咁做喎,點解呢?皆因係下下策,而且DanDan唔正常架嘛, 梗係用d非一般嘅嘢"利誘佢"啦,正常嘅小朋友不適用架,再估下啦!有咩係DanDan好鍾意呢?佢有咩嗜好吖?Hee Hee Hee……

你哋小朋友有無睇過The Gruffalo本書,Feb有舞台劇喎,DanDan細個時好鍾意睇嗰本書,喺library借過幾次, 今朝問番佢佢依然記得部份內容,所以我多數要破費


http://www.hkticketing.com/Ticketek/eng/event/nswcms_event.asp?id=2452&Title=THE+GRUFFALO
If you are interested, I can send you a priorty booking form from ABA Productions which offer a 10% discount.

[ 本帖最後由 danielboy 於 08-10-29 08:36 編輯 ]

TSLiu

睇到大家嘅交流就發覺我地d小朋友又去另一階段, 我都無咩同囝囝講, 又係叫佢唔好touch女仔嘅body, 佢上次去太空館睇過d models只知bb係媽媽個肚點成長, 我都係唔知點開始教佢, danielboy, 我都要勞煩您send俾我, [email protected], 謝謝!

另囝囝寫d手冊都係咁! 工改簽 (即係工作紙改正及簽名), 真考起. 請教大家, 點樣教小朋友串英文生字最有效又快記得呢?

原帖由 danielboy 於 08-10-29 08:02 發表
LaLa, chingyu & hermanma,
個scanner啱啱神神地, 攪番掂先send俾你哋,不過事先聲明,並唔係甚麼好特別嘅文章,HeiHeiMa囝囝都睇過,只係暫時解答咗DanDan “Where do I come from?” 嘅問題, 就嚟唔掂架喇.
...

teresa123

wow, 我想去睇 the Gruffalo, 唔該可唔可以 send 張 form 俾我呀 (email :[email protected])...  亞女好鍾意呢本書, 佢熟到可以自己讀俾弟弟聽架...  多謝你報料, 你地咁多呢d料係邊度收架 ??

另外, 麻煩send埋篇sperm & egg文章, 等我係適當時候同亞女講下...

doraemon英文版, 下次真係要beg hb去書展行一次先得...

無錯, pre-marital sex一定要教, 而且要從小養成小朋友同我地傾心事同埋有商有量既習慣, 希望咁樣當佢地大個左有乜事都會同我地傾啦...唔知會唔會太理想化 ??

[ 本帖最後由 teresa123 於 08-10-29 09:45 編輯 ]

0203Ma

"有咩係DanDan好鍾意呢?佢有咩嗜好吖?"
唔好意思, 我最深印象淨係記得 DanDan 鍾意講屎尿屁啦!

hermanma

danielboy

DanDan抄手冊夠無厘頭啦, <默改簽>
好正常校內既short form
亞囝抄dict c+s
最初我都一頭霧水
原來係 dictation correction + sign

Tsliu

我同你相反
反而好驚D中文
好多閱讀理解 、不供詞填充
題目D字都未學過既
就算識背哂寫哂課文都冇用
唔識解題目都死 點填吖
題目仲深過答案
平時又唔鐘意睇中文書
唉中文科我開始聞到囉味啦!
時光倒流想去kv讀中文

danielboy

TSLiu,
DanDan嘅<默改簽>obviously同Marco嘅<工改簽>係同一系列,當然我估都估到佢寫乜,但個人覺得怪怪哋囉,點解唔可以全寫,而用簡寫呢?可能我真係好out.DanDan串英文字超渣,我都要尋求祕方,雖然DanDan無英文dictation呢家嘢,老師亦無要求佢哋串字,係亞媽要求啫.

teresa123,
Please check email for the priority booking form. 我從來無買過the Gruffalo俾DanDan,但佢印象深刻, 始終係得獎兒童書,當然受小朋友歡迎.至於d料真係唔知點解會無端端蒲出嚟,總之成日有呢d email.

0203Ma,
好犀利噃!你有機會估中,再諗下啦!


hermanma
你唔洗成日幫DanDan講好說話,唔記得同你講,<默改簽>寫咗喺6/10嗰格入面,我哋係15/10默書,17/10先派架,
跟住放term break,我臨返學前嗰晚先睇到!中文係好鬼難架,我自細都好憎中文科架,好彩俾亞媽鉗住,先不至變盲文咋,所以DanDan要讀IS囉,因個亞媽自己都唔掂,點教得掂個囝吖,聽見你講嗰d題目就驚,驚今晚發惡夢自己變番小學生.



[ 本帖最後由 danielboy 於 08-10-29 12:33 編輯 ]

HeiHeiMa

我仔都唔鍾意串字, 暑假同佢報過cambridge course, 逼住要串, 其中一個"family", 我教佢拆開o黎變o左"Father And Mother I Love You", 佢覺得好好玩! 估唔到隔o左咁耐, 佢仲記得呢個方法, 最近教佢串magic, 佢自己諗"Me And Ghost In Cafe"!
所以除o左用phonics外, 不妨發揮o下Marco o既想像力!

原帖由 TSLiu 於 08-10-29 09:29 發表
請教大家, 點樣教小朋友串英文生字最有效又快記得呢?

cherriemama

Hi all,
久別重逢, 大家好嗎! 我都唔知你o地o係度tim!

hermanma,
Agree! 我都有少少想時光倒流去KV! Cherrie d中文真係差到嚇死我! 上星期中文模擬測驗不供詞填充全軍覆沒, 安靜...唔識, 彈琴...唔識, 時候...唔識, 聲音唔識....
連3題作句都冇答, 佢話d字唔識寫, 死咪!!!

cherriemama

追唔切咁多遍, 有冇精讀幫我惡補一下?

0203ma,
Anson考邊幾間小學? 暫時有冇好消息? 芊芊小一生活愉快嗎?

chingyu

Hi danielboy,
Thanks for your comfort.  
Apart from sumyinmama, you also can be a good social worker.
I do want to have tea with you all but I am very busy.
My  body works for half-day but my brain works for full-day.
Probably we may find a date by mid of Nov.
Besides, for the musical show in Dec, what's the date?  Wanna watch together?
For X’mas holiday, I want to go to Australia or NZ due to such low currency and my maid's long vacation.
However, my husband said he will be very busy.
So it had better find some activities to kill the time with Ms.A.

Hi all,
Sorry that I really can't response so quickly here ‘coz my time is running out for the fair.
Back here on Nov 9th.  Cheers.

danielboy

DanDan做供詞填充係好搞笑架,如果有8題填充,但提供咗10個詞語,咁多出咗無揀到嗰2個詞語,佢會話嗰2詞語生cancer,所以一有填充做,DanDan就化身成醫生"等我睇下邊個生cancer先",都唔知邊個教佢?

HeiHeiMa,
你簡直係我偶像.很喜歡你提供嘅spelling方法,DanDan一定啱用,佢最鍾意作嘢,尋日先作咗首新歌Henry wee wee in the classroom.  He had so much wee wee that all the boys and girls could swim in the classroom...... 笑到佢同學仔&佢個工人姐CC下.另外仲有首Bill's underwear,死嘞,會唔會俾人complain性騷擾同學仔?


cherriemama,
你終於識路嚟癲婆俱樂部喇,多d入嚟啦,我好掛住你呀,Cherrie d中文唔係差,係KTSd中文深啫,KTS係中文小學,d中文就一定深架喇,好多人話KV仔P.1會有優勢,P.2就無咁significant,P.3無晒分別,所以無需後悔,起碼Cherrie有幼稚園嘅happy memories,如果連呢d都無,即係無童年啦.

TSLiu,
DanDan暫時都係完全用phonics skills串字,所以遇到奇怪字eg.island佢會spell "ieland" or "ailand"之類,但讀佢係完全無問題架喎,佢唔會讀"is land"架喎,話佢知有d字唔跟rules係naughty words所以要死記,佢就唔係好慣囉.

[ 本帖最後由 danielboy 於 08-10-30 12:47 編輯 ]

TSLiu

hermanma,
可能佢間學校中文唔係好深, 一般閱讀理解都ok, 反而誦詩嗰part就難理解d, 仲要用普通話讀. 至於默寫就分指定部份及加分部份, 加分部份每次用5分鐘默教咗個部首嘅字, 鼓勵學生係屋企自己搵多d生字, 隨時默書可以有200分.

原帖由 hermanma 於 08-10-29 11:52 發表
Tsliu
我同你相反
反而好驚D中文
好多閱讀理解 、不供詞填充
題目D字都未學過既
就算識背哂寫哂課文都冇用
唔識解題目都死 點填吖

TSLiu

danielboy, HeiHieMa,
除咗HeiHeiMa, DanDan都係我偶像, 佢集創新及搞笑於一身, 雖然難攪d, 但對住佢真係好開心.

M先生用phonics串字同DanDan一樣, 所以同佢溫默書就串錯, 由其係double vowels(e.g beautiful, friend); 我都覺得HeiHeiMa嘅方法好好, 會開始嘗試, 多謝曬HeiHeiMa!

原帖由 danielboy 於 08-10-30 09:34 發表
DanDan做供詞填充係好搞笑架,如果有8題填充,但提供咗8個詞語,咁多出咗無揀到嗰2個詞語,佢會話嗰2詞語生cancer,所以一有填充做,DanDan就化身成醫生"等我睇下邊個生cancer先",都唔知邊個教佢?

HeiHeiMa,
你簡直係我 ...

TSLiu,
DanDan暫時都係完全用phonics skills串字,所以遇到奇怪字eg.island佢會spell "ieland" or "ailand"之類,但讀佢係完全問題架喎,佢唔會讀"is land"架喎,話佢知有d字唔跟rules係naughty words所以要死記,佢就唔係好慣囉.