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| Two Witches Discuss Good Grooming – by John Coldwell 
 'How do you keep your teeth so green
 Whilst mine remain quite white?
 Although I rub them vigorously
 With cold slime every night.
 
 'Your eyes are such a lovely shade
 Of bloodshot, streaked with puce.
 I prod mine daily with a stick
 But it isn't any use.
 
 'I envy so the spots and boils
 That brighten your complexion.
 Even rat-spit on my face
 Left no trace of infection.
 
 'I've even failed to have bad breath
 After eating sewage raw,
 Yet your halitosis
 Can strip paint from a door.'
 
 'My dear, there is no secret,
 Now I don't mean to brag.
 What you see is nature's work,
 I am just a natural hag.'
 
 
 by
 JOHN Coldwell
 
 
 你拎返Hong Kong Schools Music and Speech Association建議既source黎睇會穩陣D。
 The Works – Chosen by Paul Cookson, page 477
 Macmillan ISBN 9780330481045
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